In the span of about 30 minutes on Friday night (and in this order)...
- Zoe falls down the short deck steps. Scrapes up her face pretty good and has a good size bump on her forehead.
- Cooper poops all over himself and Teresa (literally).
- Cooper breaks the squirt bottle nozzle off a bottle of cleaner and 2/3 of the bottle spilled all over the bathroom floor.
- Zoe almost causes the toilet to overflow.
I expect the neighbor to come over and kick my dogs pretty soon.